replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Marilyn Monroe + JFK
they invented the mirror selfie
love this idk why
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when people delete my original captions…and replace it with lies. The man is NOT JFK, it’s photographer Bert Stern. Marilyn and Bert were in the middle of a photo shoot for Vogue and decided to take this silly photo for fun.